The irreverent rock music lexicon...
Singer - frequently a vain arrogant self-centred tosser with an ego the size of the Eiffel Tower. However, if said tosser can also play an instrument (excludes drums & tambourine) these qualities diminish in direct proportion to playing ability. See Vocalist
Skunk - Drummer's preferred smoking mixture. Prolonged and heavy use can cause hallucinations and paranoia. This could indicate that hitting each drum and cymbal with brute force is not in fact aggression but more likely fear of an unseen assassin about to leap out and attack.
Super FX Unit - Box (or boxes) of electronic tricks residing on stage in front of Guitarist's size 9s and featuring various foot operated switches and rocker pedals. Renowned for making spotty teenager sound like rock god.
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